Keith Richards may be a rebel, but his spokesman denies his bizarre, (almost) lucid account of snorting his father's ashes:
"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared....It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
We at Fuel the Rebellion don't believe it for a minute, anyway. Keith is known for outrageous stories, like strychnine poisoning out-of-body experiences, falling out of palm trees...Those were at least entertaining. But this one is so creepy it--we can't resist ourselves--blows.
However, the folks at Disney aren't letting Keith publicize the latest "Pirates" movie, just in case the story is true. Apparently they are fine with a Keith-Richards-inspired Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) pretending to be dead, shooting a hole through a casket, and using the arm bones of a corpse as an oar, but actually snorting cremated ashes is a *little* too much.
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