Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Warning: Bread is Dangerous

Some of the more compelling reasons to stop eating bread. Oh, yeah, and it has carbs, too. Fuel the Rebellion enjoyed these statistically-sound arguments against bread. Note the used of Clipmarks, mentioned in a former post, makes tagging our particular favorites easy.
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2. Fully HALF of all children who grow
up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
5. Bread is made from a substance called
"dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be
used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that
in one month!
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive.
Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread
after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item,
leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter,
and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water.
Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating
bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food
product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
written by B.S. Wheatberry in a desert after consuming mass quantities of yeast bread then realizing his canteen was empty.

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