Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Burger Beefs

McDonald's is offering a bigger burger for lardbutts like you (Yeah, and me too). MickeyD's is adding a 1/3 lb. Angus burger to their menu. Apparently the family-oriented fast-food chain with the creepy clown mascot is extremely concerned over the growing epidemic of obesity in the U.S. and why they aren't making a bigger profit from it.

In related news, apparently the National Restaurant Association has taken offense at the burger-flipping K-Fed ad that ran during the Superbowl and more recently during the Oscars. How sad is THAT, when burger joints think that the image of K-Fed shaking the salt off the fries is actually harmful to their image? And since when are these places 'restaurants'? They may be rushing things, too. Looks like Britney, in another stunning display of shaved-head logic, is considering taking K-Fed back. It may not be long before he's declared Father of the Year for watching the kids while Mommy does her stint in rehab.

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